darth kitty bwee;

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

Wednesday Jul 29 @ 12:58am

kaijukat:

have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!

Wednesday Jul 29 @ 12:55am

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:
madehimsaycomfychairs:
floacist:
iwishitwas1983:
I’m crying.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

“mr. owl”
“oh jesus christ”
“please don’t give me that look”
“please don’t fly”

DYING omg
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
This gives me great joy